A pregnant comedian is pushing back against the unsolicited questions and comments expectant mothers hear all too often.
On Monday, Chelsea Peretti went on a hilarious Twitter rant about people who approach pregnant women in public.
IF U C A PREG WOMAN OUT & ABOUT & FEEL INCLINED 2 SHOUT SOMETHING IN HER FACE ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS – GET READY FOR A SHOUT BACK ON UR LOOKS
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
“IF U C A PREG WOMAN OUT & ABOUT & FEEL INCLINED 2 SHOUT SOMETHING IN HER FACE ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS – GET READY FOR A SHOUT BACK ON UR LOOKS,” the “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” actress tweeted.
Peretti and her husband, Jordan Peele, announced in February that they are expecting their first child.
Judging by her tweetstorm, she is fed up with day-to-day interactions with strangers about her current state. The mom-to-be wrote some LOL-worthy responses to recurrent questions and remarks like, “You’re so big!” and “Are you excited?”
“UR BABY LOOKS READY TO DROP!” “THANKS MISS, UR PANTS LOOK HEMMED AT A WEIRD LENGTH” Good talk
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
“UR SO BIG!” “THANKS GIRL U LOOK LIKE U GOT A PERM IN THE 90s” take care kit love u much
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
“THE WAY UR CARRYING ITS GOTTA BE A BOY/GIRL” “COOL! THE WAY UR FACE LOOKS I FEEL LIKE U LOOK LIKE U HAVE BAD BREATH”
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
“WHEN ARE U DUE?” WHAT DIFFERENCE COULD IT POSSIBLY MAKE IN YOUR LIFE AS A STRANGER AT THE GROCERY STORE
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
“ARE YOU EXCITED? IS YOUR MOM EXCITED? IS YOUR HUSBAND EXCITED?” NO NONE OF US ARE EXCITED (UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE BABY) WILL BE A WEIRD LIFE
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
“’UR BABY LOOKS READY TO DROP!’ ‘THANKS MISS, UR PANTS LOOK HEMMED AT A WEIRD LENGTH’ Good talk,” she tweeted.
“’WHEN ARE U DUE?’ WHAT DIFFERENCE COULD IT POSSIBLY MAKE IN YOUR LIFE AS A STRANGER AT THE GROCERY STORE,” she added.
Peretti also shared some amazing outfits she found for her baby shower that will help her avoid comments about her pregnant body.
GONNA WEAR A COSTUME AT MY BABY SHOWER TO OBSCURE MY BODY FROM COMMENTARY http://pic.twitter.com/6uilXTxRvU
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
The comedian is clearly so over pregnancy. When one Twitter user responded to her rant with “You gotta get that baby out, gurl. You getting salty,” she had yet another hilarious comeback:
“NO SHIT SHERLOCK! GLAD TO HAVE U ON THE CASE.”
Hang in their mama!
H/T Refinery29
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May 23, 2017 at 09:02PM
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